Trojan, Durex, Skyn — only a few names you males are going to wish to begin getting acquainted with. Modification 4’s failure not solely means girls’s entry to abortion is principally nonexistent however that your probabilities of hitting it uncooked are too.
No matter the way you voted, we’re all coping with the implications of the six-week regulation. A lot of you (ahem males) suppose this in all probability doesn’t have an effect on you, however V is right here to remind you that behind your entire one-night stands is a lady anxiously awaiting her interval to substantiate she doesn’t should be the mom of your frat sperm offspring.
So how are the women and all these with a uterus feeling now you ask? Most likely scream singing the Women within the Hood lyric, “I’M SICK OF MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO LIVE.”
The state of affairs has gotten so severe that a few of you icons could even be contemplating becoming a member of the 4B Motion that encourages no intercourse, no relationship, no marriage, no children.
However for all of my hopeless romantics, lovers of dick and borderline intercourse addicts, V is right here for you.
We have to change our tune from all or nothing, to having protected intercourse given the circumstances — at the least till the Sure on 4 baddies get our rights again. (In case you had been questioning, V stands for Voted Sure on 4).
Now, what does further protected intercourse appear to be? It means utilizing two types of contraception, whether or not that’s a condom and an IUD or a patch and a diaphragm. It additionally could embody abstaining from penetrative intercourse throughout the ovulation window (when you don’t know what this implies, Google is free). In language my male readers will perceive, this implies an entire lot extra consuming pussy and an entire lot much less fucking.
So if you would like to have the ability to get raunchy with out a rubber, get educated. Work out why that is so vital after which determine how one can assist. Whether or not that be supporting your pals throughout these powerful occasions, or discovering out how one can assistance on a political stage — help the ladies in your life.
Simply to make it clear, V will get it. Not everybody will help abortion, however what we are able to’t stand for isn’t supporting girls and their skill to make these selections for themselves.
And to be further clear, to anybody who shames another person for making protected intercourse selections that work for them (and perhaps voted no on 4), I hope you’re denied the fun of a blissful midafternoon orgasm.
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